June 4, 2014

Very Important Survey

Tell a truth. Now.
- When I wake up in the morning and open my bedroom door, my cat comes in to check my nightstand for a stray hair tie to run off with while I'm in the restroom.

How do you take your tea/coffee?
- I chuck a packet of hot cocoa into my coffee for an instant mocha. BAM. Adding a little almond joy creamer makes it a little extra special.

Order a pizza just for you.
- Half bacon (not Canadian bacon, get the real shit) and pineapple, half BBQ chicken.

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
- Homemade strawberry and banana smoothie. Unfortunately, it may have been too much fructose because I feel a bit queezy. Booo...

What kind of music do you listen to?
- 90s-10s Alternative, sometimes indie stuff or singer/songwriter.

What kind of music did you listen to in high school?
- 90s-00s Alternative, 00s punk rock, 00s hard rock.

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
- 90s Pop, 90s Hip hop. I am embarrassed.

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
- Neva eva.

Have you broken any laws?
- I unknowingly parked less than 15 feet away from a fire hydrant. :c

Just in case you have and are on death row, what's your last meal?
- Barbecue ribs, cream soda, blackberry nutella crepes.

Name your go-to Disney/Pixar movie(s).
- Mulan or Tangled

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
- Noooo. No. Don't do it.

Do you believe single members of the opposite sex can even be good, mutual friends without any romantic/naughty thoughts involved in either party?
- On very rare occasions does this happen.

List the TV shows you watched religiously as a kid.
- Bill Nye the Science Guy, The Magic School Bus, Hey Arnold!, The Simpsons

List the TV shows you watched as a kid when your parents weren't looking.
- Power Rangers, South Park

List the ongoing TV shows you watch religiously now.
- New Girl, Doctor Who, Naruto Shippuden, Avatar the Legend of Korra, Sherlock, Grey's Anatomy

List some Hollywood hotties you kinda want to touch a little bit. Photos would be a nice bonus.
- Sean Patrick Flanery, Sam Claflin, Henry Cavill, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Josh Duhamel, Jude Law, Milo Ventimiglia, Brad Pitt. All of thems.




Do you like-like anyone right now?
- Nope. Forever alone.

How is that going for you?
- Eh, at the moment I'm fine with it. I don't feel lonely and I'm happy as a clam.

Do you have a quirk?
- People freak out when I pop my jaw around them.

What was the last dream you remember?
- Pretty sure it had something to do with Dr Perfect. c:

What were you doing at 10:30 pm last night?
- Catching up on the season two finale of The Legend of Korra.

Press shuffle for all the songs in your library. What's playing? Next two songs? No cheating if it's embarrassing.
- "Nothing In My Way" by Keane.
- "Last Nite" by The Strokes.
- "I'll Find A Way" by Circa Survive. The awkward moment when you don't recognize a song you own.

Is there anything you don't know how to do that you'd like to learn?
- Glass blowing or ceramics

Any (un)hidden talents?
- I'm fairly artistic and smart! I type wicked fast having grown up at the computer. I make friendship bracelets, draw, and take photos like a boss. I used to be a pretty awesome swimmer, too, before we had to quit our membership at the swim club since it was too expensive. And I used to run really fast. Now I'm just kind of weak and bloated, haha.

What do you totally suck at?
- Basketball and public speaking.

Bragging rights?
- Landed a cush job as a Certified Medical Dosimetrist
- Totally won third place at my university's First Annual Integration Bee and an iPod Shuffle that I gave to my mom instead because I already had an iPod Nano.
- I first wrote my name when I was age 3. BAM.

Anything coming up you're excited about?
- My first trip out of the country as an adult! Heading to Paris and London at the end of this month. Yay!

Anything coming up you're stressing over?
- Not soon, but I'm worried about my mom for when I do eventually move out, whether she will have enough finances to sustain herself or not. She feels like she can't live by herself and she doesn't want a stranger to come in to rent a room.

What are your thoughts on the world today?
- Based on lots of sociology classes and several documentaries, I've come to understand that the world could be virtually fixed with the abolition of money. Money is the motive behind almost all crimes and causes selfish, greedy and destructive behavior, influences politicians to make economic choices that are for the betterment of for-profit corporations rather than the general population, including damage to the environment, funding wars, education and medicine as a privilege instead of a basic human right, providing unhealthy foods for cheaper prices than healthy ones, and imprisonment over rehabilitation. It's amazing how much the world would change if everyone just loved everybody else, a global human family that takes care of each other and allows everyone to grow for the betterment of all.

Too much serious talk, tell a joke.
- A girl with a lisp walks into a pet store and scopes out a few of the cute little bunnies they have on display, and alerts a clerk nearby, "Can I hab one of da wabbits, pwease?" The clerk's heart melts at this adorable little girl and crouches down to her eye level. "Sure, sweetie. Which one do you like best, the white or the grey one?" The girl smiles at him, "I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit."

Haha, you so funny. What are you going to do after taking this survey?
- I'm gonna publish it on my blog and get my procrastinating ass back to work.

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